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Part time poet, full time librarian, student of the delights of milk chocolate. Likes books, milk, paddling, poetry, scribbling, chocolate, notebooks, sea, piers. Not necessarily in that order. All work copyright cih.

Online Dating

So I thought that I'd try online dating
To see if there was a man for me
But the only men that found me attractive
Were between fifty and 103

I ticked all my preferences boxes
Not many - I'm not that fussy, I swear
Just things like "must have own teeth"
And (preferably) "own head of hair"

But the replies are not flooding in
From tall handsome strangers in lust
Maybe I should have been less demanding
And are "own teeth" really a must?
©cih08, 06.04.08