Plastic Fantastic

Silicon babies give thanks for the mammaries
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Enlightenment

I'll know I'm getting old
When my bits start heading south
And I start getting far too fussy
About the food I put in my mouth
When I look seriously at the adverts
In 'Glamour' and 'Cosmopolitan'
At the miracles that can be performed
Using botox and liposuction
But for now I'll keep eating chocolate
(And yes, I may get bigger)
Because life is too short to be dieting
For want of a better figure
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Wino Veritas

When you are drunk I understand you
When you murmur and smile and are gentle
Such a change from your normal behaviour
Which can only be called temperamental

It's a universal truth
That I prefer you 100% proof
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