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Part time poet, full time librarian, student of the delights of milk chocolate. Likes books, milk, paddling, poetry, scribbling, chocolate, notebooks, sea, piers. Not necessarily in that order. All work copyright cih.

Riding Bare Black

All I wanted was a pair of black knickers
Nothing see-through, nothing lacy or red
Not fur trimmed, or edged-round in feathers
But the shop assistant just shook her head
"Black?" she said, "100% cotton?"
"Not much call for that around here..
..Are you sure I can't interest you in these pink ones
With the appliqued deer?"
The suggestion was mooted to order -
Or suffer the underwear fright
Of having to go around wearing
Underwear in pink, blue or white.
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Food for Thought

Any special dietary requirements?
Yes
I'm a Man Eater
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Seen from a train

SLOUGH
of despond?
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Spreadsheets

The waves of sleep wash over me
The lights in the office grow dim
Statistics and numbers all dance in my head
There is nothing else for it -
I'm going to bed
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Life

Should I catalogue my CDs from A-Z
Or watch soaps about family strife
Enter the Reader's Digest Prize Draw
Or go out and just get a life?
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