The size of my bottom
Has always been a problem
But I fear it's increasing in size
When I go out on dates
With foolish hopes raised
To be dashed by polite little lies:
"I think that you're lovely..."
(They whisper it)
"but..."
or "You're interesting..."
"...but...but..."
Yet their muttered excuses
Compliments, "buts", and ruses
Work together as a perfect disguise
©cih15, 4:51a.m, 22.10.15