So I thought that I'd try online dating
To see if there was a man for me
But the only men that found me attractive
Were between fifty and 103
I ticked all my preferences boxes
Not many - I'm not that fussy, I swear
Just things like "must have own teeth"
And (preferably) "own head of hair"
But the replies are not flooding in
From tall handsome strangers in lust
Maybe I should have been less demanding
And are "own teeth" really a must?
©cih08, 06.04.08